It's dont tread on me specifically. Anyone else can get fucked obviously.

Used to have a senior dog who had mostly outgrown frivolities like fetch and tug-of-war. But she would still sometimes forget herself and launch into a few seconds of zoomies if I did this to her while she was sniffing around the back yard!

Getting a cranky stubborn dog to mirror you and drop into that play pose never gets old :)

Is that wind generated by the wings of an African or a European swallow?

Can confirm.

Source: am American, poop daily, saw a doctor once

Tech-literate non-programmer who gets most of the jokes posted here... that's what I thought at first, but it seemed like a clunky joke.

The moment I clicked into the comments and saw someone mention interrupts, the joke made so much more sense!

Is posting this to c/theonion some kind of double satire, or are there real people who don't have a drawer full of USB cables??

As a longtime McMaster user, our work recently tried to get us to switch to Fastenal and/or Grainger as preferred suppliers because of some bullshit procurement dick-waving (they wouldn't offer us a blanket 1% discount like the other guys, or something)

It's honestly astounding how bad their websites are, compared to just about anything else, even if you have the manufacturer's exact part number.

But yeah, McMaster is awesome,and there was enough hell raised that they were back on as a preferred supplier within a few months. Like, what even is a 1% discount when it means your engineers and maintenance guys are spending untold hours fighting a shitty website to find that one specific component that McMaster serves you up in 4 clicks?

inb4 coolstorybro

All the Nextdoor smoothbrains in Illinois got very concerned about the state gas tax at the same time, about 2 weeks ago, after not making a peep about gas prices since Biden was in office.

I haven't looked back to try and find the Fox News segment they all got their script from, but the timing was odd.

Honestly, what are you going to do with more than the 3 primary genres of "Hot new movies you'll love", "Trending films this week", and "Throwback to last month's Top 10"?

Now there's a name I haven't heard in a minute!

Barbeque SAWSE