Let's watch them together, yeah?

She must be suffering some sort of short circuit to go out with that guy.

There are 3? I would've sworn there were two, and I really only remember the first one.

Aha, I was thinking more along the lines of "warning, we stink at this navy stuff and have no idea who or what we might crash into".

Fact: In Norwegian, bleach is just called that, chlorine, or klorin.

Fuck yeah, I miss being able to send messages without looking at my phone, or even removing it from my pocket.

"I'll make Hitler look like a decent human being, just give me time, Netanyahu says".

Just open fire as soon as you see a police officer - he's probably out to shoot either you or your pet.

Woohoo, exciting!

I assume so, or perhaps a coat? At least it's generally frowned upon to not wear anything in an office environment.