Hey, it took him a while to do both, he was a busy guy!

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this news comforts the disturbed and disturbs the comfortable

I want to make the joke, but Apple legit does have the best app store because jail so what can you do?

when i'm in a Luddite competition and my opponent is a federal judge in Mississippi

there are millions of people qualified to run for office in Maine, who don’t have a history of nazi tattoos or sex pestery

Just because the DNC is dragging the bottom of the barrel for candidates doesn’t mean the voting public has to swallow it

(Blah blah not a Maine voter, I certainly wouldn’t vote Graham if he ran in my neck of the woods)

Could be worse, at least the Ship’s AI doesn’t berate you endlessly for standing in the way

I love the project of using laptops as compute! I’ve only had one had the battery fail, I had to remove it and it’s still running like a champ

No Keanu? Skip

Man, these Zionists are playing the long game, sending in agents to covertly roofie Platner to get the Nazi tattoo applied, just to ruin his political ambitions