How do fingers work? Like this? No. Nothing like that.

Cheers was created by an artificial studio audience.

Why would they be? If anything leaks, it's not THEIR info getting leaked. It's the peasants, and what billionaire gives a fuck about the peasants???

I mean.....I'm being blunt, but not being absurd. This IS how they really think. I'm just saying the quiet part out loud.

I'm honestly surprised the windshield doesn't have a crack in it, from where seagull tried to peck.

Can we pin this comment? Not to the comment section, but to everybodies internet everywhere!!!

Everyone is going to want to see this.

I forgot all about google plus. I used to not be able to comment on youtube, because I refused to get a google+.

Guy having a heart attack. Operator overides the controls, contacts 911, sets an ambulance to show up at the stop that will be fastest for EMS. In my city, sometimes the elevators are down at certain stations. So maybe the operator drives past the next 2 stations without stopping all while being in contact with 911 operators, and at the same time using the intercom to alert other passengers on other cars (since trains are multiple cars long) what is going on so they don't get mad that the train didn't even stop at their stop.

An automated system would have just went to the next stop as normal. Stopped, opened the doors for 30 seconds, and then resumed as normal.

Fire - If a small fire broke out, the train operator could stop the train, wherever it is, open the doors, use the intercom to evacuate the train. Then use communications to stop all other nearby trains so they don't hit any passengers now jumping off a train onto other train tracks. Then, when everyone is safe, use the fire extinguisher.

If automated systems can even detect a fire, the most it could physically do is stop the train, and open the doors. Computer code can't physically use a fire extinguisher, and I wouldn't trust AI in an emergsncy situation to get people to safety.

Ok, but you do realize a subway can still catch fire, right? Or someone could have a heart attack. Just because you won't fall to your death, doesn't mean people can't still die.

HEY! YOU! YOU'RE THE ONE ALL THESE GUIDES ON HOW TO USE LINUX KEEP TELLING ME ABOUT!!!

I'm fairly sure he doesn't have dementia. Instead, I'm pretty sure he's the source of all dementia in the world.