Exactly. You get a moment to share with some of the craziest people, you take it. Also, they'll probably buy you a drink.

I'd trade my writing skills for coding skills. I feel like I'd be happier programming than teaching kids how to write.

It's so damn slick. For anything not work-related, it's about perfect.

Have you seen the meme video of this song?)

No toucan, take! No toucan, take!

"Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"

It always sounds like the lady wants some "fuckin' pie."

"Iiiiiiiiiiit's greatest showtime!"

"Why don't presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor?"

This is how to open up to your partner.

Maybe they're warm?