I am not a robot. I promise.
I see your frog, and match you a forg.
17h 50m ago in lemmyshitpostFrog Love 🐸
No kidding right?! I'd love to see a video clip of one of these frogs catching a fly. Fastest tongue in the world I'd imagine...
This really is a rare genetic defect that can happen with frogs. Emphasis on rare, very rare...
The amazing part is that they even make it past the tadpole stage, they seem to survive just fine, despite their eyes being inside their mouth. Hell, they don't know any different than what they experience in life.
Live, adapt, overcome...
Which rock group has four guys that never sing?
18h 11m ago in dadjokesFunny yet not funny, they wanted to put a 5th face on there..
ngl it gets you pretty buzzed
18h 49m ago in lemmyshitpostAmateur, we use vaporized asbestos aerosol around here, usually orange scented...
Everything is longer, including Florida Man
22h 1m ago in lemmyshitpost from files.catbox.moeIt was all Florida all along...
If you wear glasses, while driving a vehicle with an airbag, and an accident happens, what happens?
1d 2h ago in nostupidquestionsThat's almost funny, my glasses already scratch the fuck out of my face when I take a nap, no impact necessary.
Try watching the airbag recalls, it's one of the largest recalls in history. Once I researched and realized my old 91 Chevy Corsica had 6 deaths (documented anyways), due to the airbag, I fucking disconnected that shit.
Glasses or not, there's shrapnel that comes out when that supposed safety device explodes.
I will do with my own vehicle how I please.
I do not need to look it up for myself. I've experienced it. Just slightly different context.
Almost lost an eye at age 12, almost lost my mom at age 2..
I weighed my stool today...
1d 20h ago in memes@lemmy.mlI weighed my stool today...
1d 20h ago in memesSir, this is a Wendy's
I weighed my stool today, it weighs about 2.8 pounds, or approximately 7.5 bananas..
1d 21h ago in lemmyshitpostQuestion: Loosely speaking, what percentage of features have you utilitzed on your EDC multitool?
2d 57m ago in edc@sopuli.xyzI'm gonna ask the simplest complex question ever. What is happiness, to you?
2d 20h ago in nostupidquestionsCrop circles, in the dirt?
2d 23h ago in nowhereelsetoshare@sh.itjust.worksWhere's the fucking filling?
3d 1h ago in enshittificationWhere's the fucking filling?
3d 1h ago in lemmyshitpostWhere's the fucking filling?
3d 1h ago in mildlyinfuriating









