1. I can handle a ride with no ass house.

2. I power the bike cell now, k?

3. I own my mitochondria wipe.

I came to look for a cow tools reference. Or is this loss?

'dollar-pegged' - what being alive during late stage capitalism feels like

There are soo much 'AI rating' shite jobs going on currently. Disclaimer: I believe AI is bad, so if you are forced to do it you are obliged to do your work as badly as you can. I see these jobs on what used to be a freelance translators' platform, but I suspect you will find them on other platforms as well.

Other, useful online work is of course nicer, so if you have time maybe polish or pick up a skill - language, art, graphics, programming - or even something manual you can sell online. You can also start with something that pays the bills and later branch out into nicer stuff. All this is very slow and takes time, but it's possible to get there.

Achtung, eine Gleisänderung: die Gruppe von Menschen wird nun stattdessen auf Gleis 2 festgebunden, die Einzelperson auf Gleis 3

Some of it might be unused speed from the past, before cars existed.

On the speedometer you can read what percentage of the total speed your car is using!

Everybody knows that Lamborghinis have 25% of all the world speed that's available. Remove the Lamborghinis (best remove also all the cars with front lights that open and close, that's another 13.5% of the world speed). Boom. Now the speed is re-distributed to all existing cars.

Ode to another of the four elements

I'm thinking sand

yet I make swiftly come alive inside your head

sweet images of trees, of wind and hampter fur

a passing softness that without the thinking sand would have remained unsaid.

There they were, wanting you to adopt them, and you twitched away. Next time!