Yoda: *gasp* that log had a child..>

Republican Thanos would snap off at the penis during first penetration

Them: "Meat or Veg...?"
Me: "Hello Torvidj, Me Tetris...?"

I can feel the power of the golden shower.
I open my heart and mouth to my betters

penis skull

Make a little birdhouse in your truck

I lurk in the high school chat, saying nothing all year round except "happy birthday" or "congrats" (baby/marathon)

oh baby, ooo-ooo-ooooooo

Tired, but happy 🙂

I had to watch some friends pugs for them whilst they were away, and it made me realise how much I dislike these type of dogs in general.... they snore, they shit every hour, they need 4 walks a day, the constant snorting never ends, and their neediness and pettiness is boundless.

I'm firmly on team cat.

UK these days:

• Shock and moral outrage over national icon being desecrated by migrant Yobs
• Or: Local lads on tour just being lads, no harm no foul, just being cheeky

Outcome hinges on skin colour and fluency in english