You could follow three 90s trend of twisting the loose end around and letting it dangle down your leg.

You could even hang an onion from the end if you were so inclined!

Egg?

That guy sounds snotty.

I haven't signed into anything work related on my phone since we switched to Google.

Anything work requires goes on my tablet.

Yesterday I read on here that Microsoft doesn't let their teams use Teams.

I mostly agree with you.

Has your test worked out?

I honeymooned in Jamaica. Apparently, in Jamaica, the weather is sufficiently clement that people will just start building a house and sleep in it until there's a roof.

edit: Then I guess keep sleeping in it.

Attention and entertainment desired? On social media? That's just plain wrong.