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xkcd #3260: Messi

8h 33m ago in xkcd from imgs.xkcd.com

how did he score fractional goals in 2006 and 2018?

rule

3d 4h ago in onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone from lemmy.blahaj.zone

This had better be a currency where 70 thousand of it is worth like 30 USD

egg♀️🎮irl

4d 20h ago in egg_irl@lemmy.blahaj.zone from quokk.au

wait until this person discovers trans people dont have to adhere to stereotypes or have hrt, its gonna blow their mind

Nice Girl Bike

5d 10h ago in okbuddyrosalyn

every bike is a girl bike if you're a girl

Honk rule

6d 7h ago in onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone from crazypeople.online

i hope its wired up to the real one so it just turns on and off seemingly randomly like on all old cars

ok but that is a very very very very very bad name for a file sharing system

rule

9d 15h ago in onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone from media.fops.cloud

Used to happen to me all the time until I realized they were actually correctly gendering me the whole time

One time I was in the car with a friend who had just gotten a new piece of luggage. He was fiddling with it and told me that he had set a new code on it. I asked "Is it XXX" (some random 3 digit number I made up but forgot). It was Somehow, I got the 1 in 1000 chance and really did guess his luggage code first try

You were supposed to END the unresponsive tasks, not JOIN them!

13d 11h ago in memes@lemmy.ml from lemmy.ml

Finding a link to kill dash nine in the wild is crazy. i think i only know one person who has any idea what im talking about when i reference that song

I had leftover tacos for lunch...

16d 4h ago in politicalmemes

Last week I had some $15 curry to celebrate getting a new job. I think that's the most expensive meal I've had all year

hmmmmmmmm

19d 6h ago in hmmm

i caught a little baby pruling mantis in my house

1mon 22d ago in onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Q: Why should you never hire a cis database administrator?

2mon 29d ago in programmer_humor@programming.dev

sacruled

3mon 24d ago in onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Can someone fact check this

8mon 14d ago in lemmyshitpost

Trans gruleffiti I found in the woods by a mysterious tunnel today

8mon 26d ago in onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone