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Goals or LOL

2d 8h ago in Couplememes@sh.itjust.works from files.catbox.moe

It looks similar to the marshmallow duck in this video so maybe that?

https://youtu.be/udOoBS4WVP8

How to become your professor's favorite

2d 10h ago in whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

Oh I thought it was

Sexy Eyes

Lick your lips

Act like it’s really hot in the room

Nibble on your pen

Touch yourself

Or was the beginning of Exxxtra Credit 2 not accurate. The teacher seemed to really be enjoying themselves

Let’s see Paul Allen’s Pixels Per Inch

Marketing at gamers to compare an entry level MacBook is dumb

But the issue is nobody can actually market anything thin and light with a bright HiDPI screen and a battery like the Neo at that price because a pc laptop like that doesn’t exist

"The only way we're gonna solve this is with another trash Games as a Service! Throw me ideas people!"

"Multiplayer!" "Never been done, perfect, next!"

"Hero shooter!" "That's it, now we're thinking"

"Battle pass!" "I don't even know what that is but it sounds original and like people will love it."

"Seasons!" "Perfect, let's make sure we throw out content just as people start to like it!"

"AI!" "Excellent, we needed a good toilet to flush money down."

me_irl

7d 22h ago in me_irl from lemmy.today

me_irl

9d 16h ago in me_irl from lemmy.today

You don’t know what’s in the trunk

No freaking way

10d 6h ago in lemmyshitpost from media.piefed.world

Yeah I heard they talked about it in secret and call it UTC, Ultra Trillionaire Code. Some of them claim to be in GMT, Gold Money Trust, but a lot of the tech companies are secretly headquartered in PST, or Palantir Secret Territory

Fixing broken gtk icons in nixos while using KDE plasma 6

1mon 12d ago in nix@programming.dev from any.coop