You can put it in a water bladder and strap it to the sun visor. Now you have a handy straw and then it's as simple as taking a sip whenever you feel your vision go unblurry

This is sort of a real thing: in touristy areas they sometimes have signs warning of pickpockets, which causes people to check their wallet location and alerts the pickpockets where the wallet is for easier snatching.

Shouldn't it be a triple? Blatant false representation, a real blemish on the Bubble Butt cinematic universe.

Go to the Bahamas

It's a once burned, twice shy sort of thing where even if people are technically ok to continue through they might really (ironically) air on the side of caution and aggressively stop to avoid that red light ticket.

Never mind some municipalities were caught shortening the yellow light timings specifically to aid the red light cameras in ticketing more people.

Red light cameras are partly to blame; it makes people more afraid to safely clear the intersection instead of slamming on the brakes

I need that Calcifer spatula

I can't help but see varying degrees of anencephaly

Do you think the ash cloud would just pour out of her like a dusty queef?

I know there's house hippos, but elephants too?