Asshole Design and Crappy Design

This big bottle of spicy hot ketchup from Spain says it only lasts 1 month in the fridge after opening. Is the label lying?

  • If yes, then an asshole designed the label.
  • If no, then the ketchup is a crappy design because a family must be large and has to eat burgers, fries, and meatloaf every day to get through 560g.

Ketchup on the US market would be loaded with sugar and preservatives. But Europe and maybe the rest of the world is more inclined to have a higher proportion of pronounceable ingredients and fewer of them.

There is sriracha ketchup in the US which is shelf stable even after opening. Hot spicy foods are often that way, so apparently there is enough sriracha in that ketchup to keep it stable without refrigeration. Yet the cayanne pepper spiked ketchup from Spain is said to struggle to hold up even when refrigerated.

[c/d] 🫕📱GE: Wi-Fi required to roast food in your high-end $3,600 oven

6mon 7d ago by lemmy.sdf.org/u/evenwicht in asshole_crappy_design@slrpnk.net from www.consumerreports.org
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[a/d] vanilla ice cream and yogurt uses coffee grounds to fake the presence of real vanilla

6mon 26d ago by slrpnk.net/u/activistPnk in asshole_crappy_design@slrpnk.net
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[a/d] Canon, Xerox, HP printers surreptitiously add yellow tracker dots on all documents (since the mid-1980s!)

7mon 4d ago by lemmy.sdf.org/u/evenwicht in asshole_crappy_design@slrpnk.net
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[a/d] Transcend storage products require Internet - wtf… forced obsolescence dark pattern?

9mon 29d ago by slrpnk.net/u/activistPnk in asshole_crappy_design@slrpnk.net
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Bosch Filtrino hot water dispensor… booby-trapped disassembly

1y 1mon ago by slrpnk.net/u/activistPnk in asshole_crappy_design@slrpnk.net from slrpnk.net
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wisdom of button batteries -- anyone think they are a good idea?

1y 1mon ago by slrpnk.net/u/activistPnk in asshole_crappy_design@slrpnk.net
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TomTom desktop s/w phones home (and nobody home).. self destructs.

1y 2mon ago by slrpnk.net/u/activistPnk in asshole_crappy_design@slrpnk.net
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Sony Ericsson / Xperia (proprietary s/w “phones home”… and nobody home; refuses to operate)

1y 2mon ago by slrpnk.net/u/activistPnk in asshole_crappy_design@slrpnk.net
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the wisdom of a Danish & German apartment buildings replacing coin-fed laundry machines with the cloud (yikes!)

2y 1d ago by sopuli.xyz/u/freedomPusher in asshole_crappy_design@slrpnk.net
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[c/d] This practice of pushing an interactive map and giving no textual addresses

2y 5mon ago by sopuli.xyz/u/freedomPusher in asshole_crappy_design@slrpnk.net
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[c/d] Lidl puts fake (atypically fancy) QR codes on their manuals

2y 6mon ago by slrpnk.net/u/activistPnk in asshole_crappy_design@slrpnk.net from slrpnk.net
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