Make friends by gaslighting people into thinking you already know eachother

I thought of the worst idea....

True Crime podcasts but about the current horrors being committed by world governments

FNAF: All Together AU

Classic literature republished to contain advertisements and product placement

Reality show where movie stars compete in some sort of battle. Call it Star Wars

High idea: if Animal Farm is about a farm taken over by the animals, then a book called Lunatic Asylum would be about an asylum taken over by the patients

If an author or group of authors use A.I. to help publish a work, the LLM models and versions of the models used should be included before the authors' names in the By line of the work.

Blind boxing and dog walking

Invent a new digit just to drive people nuts

naked gun + angie tribeca crossover

Users shouldn’t be able to assign Piefed/Lemmy posts to a community

A camping tent made entirely of pool noodles

A variant of Chess in which when a piece is captured, any pieces they captured respawn

A game with no goal

Skateboard Basketball (Baskateball)

It would be cool if there were tiered parental controls on fedi for running localized kid safe instances.

it would be so much easier and faster if the ATM just printed the money right then and there

We now have a new version of "in Minecraft." "If I were Iran,"

A Dont Stop Believin' x Don't Stop Me Now (maybe with a The Beetles song too?) songs mashup!

Streamer Politicians

Fuck it. Let's deal with the AI companies by bringing back and prosecuting them under old anti-witchcraft laws. I don't know what they're doing over there, but I'm pretty sure the Devil's involved!

Make a documentary special about an unpopular sitcom. Not a bad one, just a very generic one.

Companies that require in office attendance should have washers and dryers onsite so that people can schedule to do their laundry while working as a perk.

McDonalds shpuld bring back szechuan sauce

China should demand the right to openly sell fentanyl within the borders of the UK. If the UK refuses, they should declare war to force open Britain's ports.

I badly need a specific Tux Cart clone, the CEO Cart, to be made

Getting the attention of people at a company/organization/agency via access logs and/or application monitoring/alerting.

A Green Day themed pâtisserie called "Sometimes I Give Myself the Crêpes"

New Startup: HelloFlesh. Each week 3 lbs of human meat of various cuts shows up at your door in a cooler.

Candy coated diabetes medicine

Free Software Foundation theme park.

A restaurant security guard who is also a waiter. Why? To protect and serve

Let's revise US military doctrine to make strategic and tactical use of gorilla warfare.

There should be a 'theater mode' video player that doesn't let you pause, rewind, turn down the volume etc or close it until the end of the thing you're watching save for a pre-programmed break

I wanna get matching microchips with my cat.

Is there such a thing as a weed scented candle?

On the 1st of April the local news should replace their nights broadcast of actual real news, with a live reporting segment that reports on the pressing issue of women's queefs.

Start an honest cult.

New podcast idea. Mike Tyson and Neil Degrasse Tyson debate science in a boxing ring. Each week is a different topic. Call it Tyson vs Tyson.

swap upvotes and downvotes

Combination tutorial video / porno.

Replace bathroom gender signs with 1 sign of a turtle, and the other door is sign of a goat. Do not give any context as to what these animals mean in relation to which gender each bathroom is.

metal fingernails that act like crowbars

Let's make the world more whimsical. Legalize piracy on the high seas...but only for pirates that use vessels, weapons, tools and attire historically accurate to the 17th century.

Lets make posting one crazy idea per day a requirement to keep all Lemmy accounts active.

California should secede from the union and become its own independent country. Then it should launch its own pointless revanchist war to conquer Baja California.

What if there was a video player that shuffled movies/shows by their scenes/chapters instead of whole movies/episodes?

Blue juice