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2y 11mon ago by lemmy.world/u/loopy in dadjokes
I offered my elderly neighbor $20 to give me a ride on her Stairlift...
9h 37m ago by lemmy.world/u/Tugboater203 in dadjokesWhat do you call an Irishman who stays outside all summer?
17h 4m ago by lemmy.world/u/iamericandre in dadjokesWhich rock group has four guys that never sing?
18h 16m ago by lemmy.world/u/RegularJoe in dadjokesMy brother quit his job as a lawyer to breed dogs...
1d 8h ago by lemmy.world/u/Tugboater203 in dadjokesI try to be positive when dealing with gravity
1d 6h ago by lemmy.world/u/64bithero in dadjokes
Did you know that if you go to bed in a full suit of armor....
2d 5h ago by lemmy.world/u/Tugboater203 in dadjokesI told my wife that I can speak with fruits, so she handed me a small orange and said "What's this one saying? ". I replied...
3d 5h ago by lemmy.world/u/Tugboater203 in dadjokesThey closed the bridge over my local road a few days ago...
4d 8h ago by lemmy.world/u/Tugboater203 in dadjokes
I tried to tell the Shepard my latest flock of sheep joke
5d 16h ago by lemmy.world/u/64bithero in dadjokesWhere's the best place in Canada to see Bigfoot?
5d 7h ago by lemmy.world/u/Tugboater203 in dadjokes
I really like that actor from MacGruber. I think his name is Will something.
2d 3h ago by sh.itjust.works/u/BananaPeal in dadjokes
Just had to do the toughest thing in my life!
6d 1h ago by lemmy.world/u/Patnou in dadjokesI was accused of making a mountain out of a mole hill
7d 3h ago by lemmy.world/u/64bithero in dadjokesI asked my wife for lunch
7d 6h ago by lemmy.world/u/Bumrocky in dadjokesLast night my wife was mumbling how she was born in 1892 and wrote The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings....
7d 7h ago by lemmy.world/u/Tugboater203 in dadjokesWhat do you call fairy tales told really, really fast?
8d 6h ago by lemmy.world/u/Tugboater203 in dadjokesJesus asked his dad why he invented fish?
8d 6h ago by lemmy.world/u/Patnou in dadjokesOut of all the inventions in the past 100 years, the dry erase board might be...
8d 6h ago by lemmy.world/u/RegularJoe in dadjokesWhy were the sysadmins kicked out of the bar?
9d 3h ago by feddit.org/u/mech in dadjokesIf a bee is bothering you, don’t swat it and don’t run away. Just look at it...
9d 13h ago by lemmy.world/u/RegularJoe in dadjokes
A friend and I saw a quarter in a urinal and he asked me to reach in and pick it up.
10d 7h ago by lemmy.world/u/nexguy in dadjokesI know a guy who read 12.5% of the Bible...
10d 8h ago by lemmy.world/u/Tugboater203 in dadjokes
My wife says I'm getting fat but in my defence....
11d 8h ago by lemmy.world/u/Tugboater203 in dadjokes
Genie granted me one wish, but with a condition that my enemy will get two times more.
14d 7h ago by lemmy.world/u/Tugboater203 in dadjokes
We had 2 Kings and 3 Queens come in to our home the other day. There was barely enough room for everyone....
15d 9h ago by lemmy.world/u/Tugboater203 in dadjokesI have a really funny story about how I sign my name.
15d 19h ago by sh.itjust.works/u/gigastasio in dadjokesAt the store, I like to change all the labels on the spices.
15d 20h ago by lemmy.world/u/gedaliyah in dadjokes
Wind mill or Wind turbine?
16d 4h ago by sh.itjust.works/u/Ghyste in dadjokes from sh.itjust.worksI found $20 in the parking lot the other day and asked myself " what would Jesus do?"....
16d 4h ago by lemmy.world/u/Tugboater203 in dadjokes
What was the Hitman’s preferred type of restaurants ?
16d 17h ago by lemmy.world/u/64bithero in dadjokesI met a genie who offered me one wish. I said, “I wish I could be you.”
16d 19h ago by lemmy.world/u/RegularJoe in dadjokesI'm giving up on geometry jokes for now...
18d 9h ago by lemmy.world/u/Tugboater203 in dadjokesPen and paper games like cross words are fun
19d 6h ago by lemmy.world/u/64bithero in dadjokesI'm considering to visit Fangorn forest during winter...
19d 7h ago by lemmy.world/u/WereCat in dadjokes
I saw you at the museum yesterday.
19d 8h ago by lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver in dadjokesMy boss told me I'm the worst train driver he's ever seen. He asked me "how many trains have I derailed so far?". I told him....
19d 9h ago by lemmy.world/u/Tugboater203 in dadjokesKitchen emergency
19d 23h ago by lemmy.world/u/Hatshepsut in dadjokesWhat does a chicken call its dad's new wife?
20d 7h ago by lemmy.world/u/spicytuna62 in dadjokes