Crossposted from https://lemmy.world/post/47461703
He's picked the wrong instrument in that case
Toss another shrimp on the Harambe
28d 5h ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Context Rule
29d 6h ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from sh.itjust.works
Rare, slightly used
3h 19m ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com
yolo
1mon 4d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from thelemmy.club
Fetus yeetus
1mon 12d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from quokk.au
You have all been outstanding shitposters this weekend and you deserve a treat. Have a Beankie.
2mon 13d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from sh.itjust.works
Traditional Easter baked bean boba
2mon 13d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Second and final day of cheesecakeposting. Here. You degenerates.
2mon 14d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from sh.itjust.works
In the morning I stumbled across the smell and visual evidence. Right before I left for the day my guess was confirmed
3mon 4d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Forgot your ladder? No problem
4mon 5d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com
god forbid women have hobbies
4mon 6d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from lemmy.ml
Man’s penis gets stuck to icy sidewalk during bar fight in Canada 🇨🇦
4mon 9d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from lemmy.dbzer0.com
CW: violence - Nazi sympathizer gets beat for singing "Ice Ice baby" to hispanic man and family
4mon 9d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from streamable.com
France murder trial complicated by twin brothers with same DNA
4mon 9d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from www.bbc.com
Title
4mon 9d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from hexbear.net
An oopsie occured
4mon 9d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Olive Garden cook kills self by dunking head into searing hot deep fryer
4mon 11d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from nypost.com
Study Finds Most Americans Can't Find Where They Are Being Deported On Map
5mon 4d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from theonion.com
Your grandma's mine
5mon 13d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from discuss.tchncs.de
Long Live the Chairman
5mon 14d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from hexbear.net
They are German, of course.
5mon 17d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from mander.xyz
New year, time to reboot the soap opera
5mon 17d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com
I got you guys a new years gift
5mon 19d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from hexbear.netSeattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight
5mon 21d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from theneedling.com
LAMB OF GOD Fans accidentally end us at Christian Christmas concert after StubHub mix-up
5mon 22d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from metalinjection.net
Top G became the Bottom B
5mon 28d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from i.redd.it
Naivety Scene (Stable Genius)
5mon 1d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from lemmy.ca
Cursed_lips
5mon 1d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from i.redd.it
Inseminoid (1981)
5mon 1d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[Not the Onion] The Trump Hunger Games? [Full text inside]
5mon 1d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from hexbear.net
Are you happy now, so-called "bleeding heart" libs?
5mon 2d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Reversing klaxon
6mon 3d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from slrpnk.net
SLPT: Email grandmothers for constant cash flow
6mon 6d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from slrpnk.net
Signature move
6mon 9d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com
A truly shit corn post
6mon 10d ago by lemmy.zip/u/Punk_face in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from lemmy.zip
difficult to rule around
6mon 10d ago by lemmy.zip/u/Punk_face in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from lemmy.zip
tragic
6mon 25d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from piefed-media.feddit.online
Russian ‘Popeye’ who injected his biceps to grow freakishly big could now lose both arms to gruesome infection
6mon 25d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from nypost.com
3 families sue Pueblo funeral home after 24 bodies found in hidden room
6mon 28d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from www.denverpost.com
Epstein Victim Describes His ‘Extremely Deformed’ Fruit-Shaped Penis
6mon 2h ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from www.thedailybeast.com
Cursed_McD
7mon 10d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from i.redd.it
She didn't know😆
7mon 10d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from i.redd.it
Moves Family to Russia to Escape Wokeness, Gets Drafted to Fight in Ukraine
7mon 16d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from i.redd.it
Not your grandpappy's white knight
8mon 9d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from i.redd.it
That’s surprised look when you blast her with a solid pint of semen
8mon 16d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from i.redd.itEPSTEIN ISLAND - 90s Toy Commercial
8mon 17d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com from i.imgur.com
#freepenisman
8mon 22d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Captainautism in kemper_loves_you@lemmy.dbzer0.com