“I wish my dad would become a successful opera singer,” I used my first wish on his lifelong dream.

That one was a clever little cutie: got loose somehow, and called the police before I could find him.

“I am gay, Mamma and I love him so you can go ahead and disown me; I’m not letting him go!”

She wasn’t worried about the operation at all, removing your appendix is a pretty standard procedure and the anesthetics were already starting to work.

On her knees before the cathedral’s crucifix, a nun begged Jesus for forgiveness, prayed to be cleansed of her lustful thoughts.

It’s said that transplant recipients sometimes take on traits of their donors.

I awoke to a dark room and the sound of my dog's toy squeaking in the living room

I despised the woman who had brought her baby on the plane with all of my heart.

You roll out of bed with a crippling hangover, Knowing you have no time for your basic routines.

My corpse continues to rot and the only relief I can get is to scrape off the flesh before it falls off on its own.

Our parents tell us that monsters aren't real.

They say you die once when you stop breathing and a second time when someone says your name for the last time

“i sure do love browsing lemmy!“ i said while browsing lemmy.

"Battery at 1%"

For my last wish, I wished my dad to be alive again.

Been writing horror stories all my life.

When the tsunamis hit, most people were evacuated.

The principal of my sons school called me at work today to tell me my son pushed another kid while on on a school excursion.

Tinder is completely useless, and I don’t have a single match.

So it turns out you can feel everything that happens to your body after death.

Please, take me instead! I scream, grabbing at the two men who took my child

As I slit her throat, I looked in her unblinking eyes and realised too late that she wanted to live.

I was born blind but was lucky enough to have a loving mother who took care of my every need.

My husband has been very upset with me since my failed suicide attempt

My hands, my arms, my legs… they’re meat aren’t they?

"Now be careful, that line of rock salt is the only thing keeping them out," the man said, welcoming my group into his refuge.

I framed the first letter I got as a police officer, from a woman thanking me after I'd supported her through her daughter's suicide.

...she said last time, we're stuck in a time loop

When you die, you are presented with an unfathomably large number in the darkness, something over a googolplex.

Whenever I considered killing myself to escape my parents' abuse, I'd just recite my mantra "you don't deserve to die".

I have been working on stories to compete with the best on this sub but I'm finding it near impossible.

When the kidnapper made me guess where he kept my daughter, I went for the basement and he said "Correct!" allowing me to see her.

All my life, my parents have told me not to open the basement door, but I got curious and disobeyed them.

Finally some peace and quiet on the privy.

After I unintentionally used strange Voodoo dust to tamper with the cosmic seal and open a rift between our two dimensions, the magical trinket store seller promised to help us close it.

With the advent of the widely embraced brain implant chip, humanity reveled in newfound artificial intelligence and unlimited potential.

The Arecibo Message finally got its long-overdue response.

"All it took in the end was a good wrench."

"Give me a hand, would you?"

How about a scary story in one sentence?

"Why can't you understand simple science?!"

"Hey relax, forgetting to charge your phone isn't life or death!"

I always liked looking into infinity mirrors.

"I wish to live for a thousand years!"