I know Lemmy is about to take off because the porn is quickly moving from drawn henti and furry images to gonewild onlyfan contributors. I call it the QOTP Index (Quality Of The Porn). Reddit is done.
2y 11mon ago by lemmy.world/u/Reddit_was_fun in lemmyshitpost
First GW OC poster to post an image of herself (sorry boys) naked holding a can of beans is going to melt this place down faster than KBins backed up queue.
So it's beans now? I've seen a post or 2. Sure fuck it I'm down.
"Dude I've been here since the beans" coming in a few years
I think it started when someone said that Lemmy users would upvote a can of beans.
#knowyourmeme
It's actually still flying around the All feed right now lol this was far
I went to go upvote it (it's still there in "all") just because you mentioned it.
A lemming in the truest sense of the word.
Mee Too thanks, I should dye my hair flourescent green.
Which someone called out as guerilla marketing - cause apparently you Yanks have baked beans as a traditional 4th July food???
I think baked beans are more of a BBQ item and July 4th is also a big BBQ day. Baked beans and bbq go way back :)
.... I mean..... I did š¤·
I couldn't help myselfš¤·āāļø
I was there.
Luckily it preceded the beans
The difference on being here one week before of after the APIcalypse.
Not gonna lie I'm feeling like a veteran with my June 1st sign-up date.
And what a lot of people fail to realise is that Lemmy had been going for much longer than that. The point at which it really took off was when The Rock did some wrestling with another wrestler in a wrestling ring. In 1990.
I was expecting shittymorph.
It was a shitty shittymorph.
You've got it all backwards. It was in 1998 when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcerās table.
You've got it all backwards. It was in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcerās table
You've got it all backwards. It was in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcerās table
You've got it all backwards. It was in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcerās table
Did you mean to say when Steve Austin threw the Undertaker from the top of the ring in a cage match?
let me enjoy my july 1st sign up
I created a new account today to help the lemmy.world instance load. So now I look newer than I really am but that's fine since who gives a shit.
I thought I was cool with my June 15th š
Same now we need the only fans, no poop challenge, holding a can of beans then we will have it all.
"Which is now on day 225"
So I tied a can of Heinz to my belt, as was the style at the time...
Oh yeah?! Well Iāve been here since the poop. Betcha canāt top that!
Title had better be something about Flicking the Bean'
Or "dude I've been here since the 3-day no-poop challenge"!
Bean gang
I gotchu https://sh.itjust.works/post/715364
Went from poop memes to beans š
Gotta recover that fiber.
This feels like early days of the internet and I'm all for it.
Also I had already upvoted that and just forgot about it lol
Hm, I don't know, I've seen a lot of them post pictures of themselves not pooping and no one is upvoting the meme.
I'm struggling not to do it. But I'm old and wrinkly.
Do it, coward
I keep referencing a joke one of my friends made years ago. He was joking with a guy saying they should gangbang his girlfriend in a bathtub full of baked beans. Understandably, the guy didnāt get the humor in it and things got pretty heated. Itās been ~20 years and I still bring it up whenever I can.
Can't wait for the onlyfans accounts that spam the same vanilla nsfw image into 50 different communities at once. /s
Can't forget the same dumb title that's usually something like "Do older guys even like 18 year old?"
Obviously girl, that's why we're all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account
"Feeling down cause someone said my boobs aren't that great, what do you guys think?"
"I'm so shy" whilst she exposes her bare anus to the gods.
Anytime somebody initiates one of these self-negging comments in a bid for attention, even when it's this "I'm a waste of space, I'm just an inconvenience to everyone", type of stuff, I am sorely tempted to just passively agree; "Mmhmm. Yeah."
Obviously girl, thatās why weāre all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account
what's karma?
Karma is a consolation prize for a rubbish api.
whats api?
Also the classic "my boyfriend said my boobs were too big."
No he didn't. Literally no one ever said that.
The reality: My girlfriend said my moobs are too big.
I'm guessing those are automated posts with titles from a list
Actually I might.
So the typical E-whoring scheme and people are fine with it? LOL
Nothing wrong with them making money. If people wanna pay for it, good for them.
They're wasting their money on something they could have for free, but it's their money to waste š¤·.
I mean, wasn't the thing differentiating OF vs regular stuff the idea you can actually make requests and stuff (for the smaller creators, at least)
Thatās how you know youāve made it š„²
OF models Ruined all the porn subreddits. It went from sources material to some chick having a seizure for 8 seconds hoping you will give her money.
And spamming all the subreddits regardless of how relevant they were with the same shitty advertisement.
Tbh that whole instance should have a rule about 0 self promotion to paywalled and/or abridged content without a link to the full source for free as well. It's really anyone to have any links stifled because he OP is an onlyfans model. If you wanna post here for advertisement, you better put up or shut up.
I can't agree more.
Disgusting! How to find these accounts so that I dont accidently subscribe ?
It's pretty easy. Just don't go to lemmynsfw.com. hopefully, we'll get a way to subscribe to block all communities on another instance with a single click at some point to make this easier.
NSFW communities don't show up by default. You can create an account on that instance to view all of them, or visit https://lemmyverse.net/communitiesto search for your specific interests.
create an account on that instance
I was told I could create an account anywhere on the fediverse and it wouldn't matter, I'd see everything. If I need to create an account every time I want to see some booba, that's not very seamless. Can I not just subscribe and see it on this lemmy.world account?
This is all very confusing coming from the one-account-one-site "everything just works" of reddit.
lemmynsfw isn't federated with most instances, that's why. And really, most people had a porn alt on reddit anyway, so they're used to it
Have you tried allowing NSFW posts in your settings? Assuming lemmynsfw.com hasn't been defederated from your instance, then the posts will then show up.
You don't necessarily need an account on lemmynsfw.com - you would just need an account to browse NSFW on their homepage. But you can see and interact with all their communities from your current instance.
Just search for the communities while on lemmy.world - for example porn@lemmynsfw.com or boobs@lemmynsfw.com or whatever. You can click on those.
Just make sure you have "Show NSFW" enabled on your profile settings
Now some instances like lemmy.ml decided to block (defederate) from lemmynsfw.com so YMMV
This site might just solve the main issue I had with discoverability in Lemmy, thanks!
I think you have to be signed in to see the NSFW stuff. Clicking the link above will take you to the instance site, logging you out. I think you need to search the instance url in Lemmy to go there from your instance?
I mean, I wouldn't put cumsluts@lemmynsfw.com in the softcore category. Is mediumcore a thing?
Edit: nsfw, obviously.
I believe the term is "firmcore"
Um, how'd you get that interrobang?
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I N T E R R O B A N G!!!
Geez, this dude.
I N T E R R O B A N Gā½ā½ā½
yeah you just have to get them at lemmy.store but it's pretty cheap for that tier
Sounds like fun times, that ā½
I partially get the reason for hiding NSFW content behind a sign up but at the same because it's not stated anywhere, for a newcomer it looks like the instance may just be without content.
On a completely unrelated point, how can I browse/list all the communities on a separate iinstance from the one I've subscribed to?
Check out browse.feddit.de, by default it lists everything, but there's a menu where you can select just which instances you want to see.
I find lemmyverse.net to be much better. Just select "Communities" up top. And check the NSFW box if you want it.
Maybe don't go to https://pornlemmy.comit's a silly place.
It seems it's not federated to this instance. pasting pornlemmy@pornlemmy.com in the search bar doesn't find it.
EDIT: Oh the irony, The Link above works. The search doesn't
That must be a weird glitch everywhere right now. I can search for something but not find it, though I know it exists, but as soon as I post the link, then click the link twice (i.e. click the link, go back and click it again), the community shows up. Has happened twice for me. Is search just broken/ not working?
It's absolutely disgusting subscribes
I'm subscribing just to report the content for nudity
Just remember how quickly Tumblr fold after they started banning porn.
Don't ever underestimate the power of horniness in which large part of the internet runs on.
That dead woman called Tumblr is still walking with a healthy strut these days, also soaking up some displaced Redditors. Horny shit is slowly but surely returning to Tumblr's fields, as well.
Tumblr illustrates the problem with porn in general, they didn't shut it down for no reason, they shut it down because the pedos had decided to use it as a dissemination portal for their vile shit, and the structure of Tumblr made it difficult to moderate away, especially at scale. Thus, Apple threatening to pull them from the app store, for good reason. All they could do was go scorched earth on porno.
So that's the issue we're going to have, here, and I'm not sure if the "some guy running an instance for the fuck of it" model is prepared for it.
"I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called 'Bring Back the Porn'"
When I browse "all" on here, there is the occasional tiddy in between. I appreciate that. Reddit's r/all was so much better when nudity wasn't purged from it.
Dude right? You scroll a bit, read some shit, laugh at some wit, and then there's a tit. It wa perfect.
The shit.wit.tit frequency index. A true measure of the health of a social media site?
It really is the best fit.
Can I 100 % ban all porn from my feed? I feel like people aren't obligated to flag their porn stuff so how can it be filtered?
Probably not yet. Hopefully better tagging and filtering features could be implemented in the future, right now the devs are understandably busy with performance optimization however. Third party apps might be able to filter better client-side, too. Blocking entire instances for example (like lemmynsfw.com).
If you want porn gone from your All feed right now you have to manually block subs that allow it. It is possible, but will be tedious. You can turn off NSFW completely on your profile, but that also filters out non-porn NSFW posts of course.
Edit: your Home feed will be clean as long as you don't subscribe to any subs that allow porn. But that doesn't give you the chance to find new subs like on All.
Yeah, itās difficult to scroll Lemmy on the bus to work because of all the boobs. I still want NSFW posts, just not necessarily boobs.
Yeah maybe some butts to change it up a little
The internet is for porn. Donāt make me link the video proving it.
Grab your dick and double click
Please do!
what video š
One of my required classes in college had a day where the professor just talked about all the times porn determined the newest media distribution standards.
I came here to laugh, and masturbate
Technology has more or less flowed with the proliferation of porn. VHS (over Betamax), bluray (over HD-DVD), online payments and other Internet features rose to prominence because pornographic content helped spearhead their adoption.
I'm not sure that's a valid comparison. Tumblr was overwhelmingly porn, which was its biggest selling point. The only thing dumber was when OnlyFans tried to ban hardcore porn (Fortunately, I guess, they saw the light pretty quick and relented)
While Reddit always had porn, it was never the primary draw.
Porn and piracy.
The two things guaranteed to drive any platform.
All aboard the VHS train baby...
Don't copy that floppy!
you wouldn't download a car, would you?
3d printer go brrrrrr
Everyone here is anything but floppy.
From tiny floppies to big hard dicks
This isn't even a shit post, just being objectively aware of reality
This 100%
So, itās a shit shitpost.
The se7en of shishitposttpost
Where is this porn located so I don't accidentally stumple upon it? Thank you so much.
Fun fact, you can actually tell how the economy is doing based off sex workers tips and income. It's actually more reliable than any other financial marker.
Can we all vote this as the official measure of a successor of sites like reddit.
I second this.
The council has spoken!
It sounds very scientific
Oh good, can't wait for my feed on here to be absolutely slammed with porn bots. We made it, boys.
My porn accountās front page is already full of it. My regular account on a no nsfw instance sees no porn
Seeing as we are both alt porn users, if I disable NSFW on my main, will it show me non porn NSFW? There's a community called uncle jokes and a lot of their posts are marked NSFW. And I don't wanna miss them.
I don't have an alt account yet but my blocklist is about 50+ communities long now, so much porn already when you sort by new on all.
What occurred to me is you could have an account on a no porn instance which doesn't allow access to porn instances, perhaps that may be an answer.
Just turn off NSFW in your user settings
Ahh, okay. When I next the chance I'll figure out the blacklist and put most of lemmynsfw and pornlemmy on there.
That's interesting. My blocklist is almost exclusively german communities (because I don't speak german) I see zero porn on my feed and I haven't quite figured out why. I know sopuli.xyz doesn't allow porn but I don't get why I'm not seeing it from other instances either.
Iām on wefwef and I canāt figure out how to blacklist communities
There should be a block button once you go into said community
I donāt think it differentiates unless Lenny devs implement two types of nsfw tags.
I had a feeling it'd be like this. Thank you for confirming.
You can disable NSFW post's from showing up entirely.
But that also blocks "non-pornographic NSFW content".
My lemmy page was already covered in weird fucked up hentai and drawn stuff when I signed up. I've had to block communities one at a time, just to have non-pornographic NSFW content.
Let's workshop it.
PQI: Porn Quality Index
Index of Cumming Quality, ICQ. Then us olds will feel even more old.
In other news, apparently ICQ is still a thing.
Uh oh!
Oof, I DO feel old now
Good. At my work there is another term for PQI. I can use this one nicely.
Index of Cumming Quality, ICQ. Then us olds will feel even more old.
In other news, apparently ICQ is still a thing.
Insane Clown Quossy
So the more quality of porn falls down, the more active sites become... Understood.
This guy subscribes to OnlyPaws
I think they mean quite the opposite š¤£
As a former sex worker: no, he's right. Reddit porn had only been good before OF and shit.
I don't think so š
Whether OP meant it or not, he still said it. Porn is really low quality when it's a bunch of OF bot spam. But... It is more popular.
The higher the QPI the more people.
You aren't wrong with this theory. It's why betamax and hd-dvd lost too
Oh fuck, i completely forgot about betamax and HD-DVD. Back in Uni I wrote a 20 page paper about failed formats. I sent my first draft to my professor for feedback. He called me in and asked "Have you thought about porn?" I bet my facial expression must have been priceless.
That's a myth. Betamax lost because it couldn't record long enough. Movies had to be on two tapes. By the time they finally extended the time VHS was already dominant
Also licensing out the VHS format to 3rd party manufacturers also played a not insignificant role in beating Betamax. More conpanies making more VHS machines won a lot of the battle.
So it's twice as difficult to hide your porn on betamax then VHS?
Now this is redditing. Nothing like posting a wrong answer to get the correct one. But also, some random youtuber? I'm going to need far more evidence before I throw away decades of wisdom
Technology Connections isn't just some random youtuber. It's a guy who can make an hour-long video about a cheap fridge and make a million views in a week.
He fills a similar niche as James Hoffmann, just with general tech instead of coffee: Fussy in all the right places.
Technology Connections is the bomb.
Can't watch. Already got my 3 ad block videos in. (/j)
Betamax may have been higher quality, but the fact is that consumer TVs of the time couldn't display the difference in quality.
Classic Tropic Thunder scene.
I was one of the five people who owned the HD-DVD player for the Xbox 360 š«”
OC boobies leading the way
I don't like porn, and I don't want to see it, but I'm glad it's come here since it can bring more people in (like Reddit's porn communities)
Yup. Only reason I still have Reddit is the quality porn. As soon as I can get the same elsewhere, itās dead to me.
people complain about onlyfans but i'd take that any day over the fucking top 40 horseshit on mainstream sites
I would agree if Onlyfans creators put even a shred of effort into their content. Most of all it is just them sitting in front of a camera for a few minutes.
They aren't making money by making porn, they are making money by fostering parasocial relationships with people desperate for intimacy.
Most of them anyway. And no, I never subscribed to any, I pirate it. And the noise to content ratio is like 99 to 1.
Where exactly does one pirate OF content? Just curious so, you know, I can stay away from that website or something.
Yo can someone sauce me the furryporn sub links (asking for my neighbors friends aunts step sister)
Yup. Only reason I still have Reddit is the quality porn. As soon as I can get the same elsewhere, itās dead to me.
Lemmynsfw my friend. Has tons of growing subs. Check it out. Don't forget redgifs.com too.
Checks to make sure my instance federates with them
Yup, thank you! I thought LemmyNSFW was our single point of failure
Thank you k8nd stranger š.
The one account I kept active over there is my porn account because Iāve spent a lot of time curating my feed and canāt get that anywhere else. Not to mention, Reddit doesnāt get ad revenue from the porn subs.
The one account I kept active over there is my porn account because Iāve spent a lot of time curating my feed and canāt get that anywhere else. Not to mention, Reddit doesnāt get ad revenue from the porn subs.
"Curating" makes it sound like you are some kind of porn connoisseur.
A pornnoisseur if you will.
Arenāt we all, after a fashion?
The one account I kept active over there is my porn account because Iāve spent a lot of time curating my feed and canāt get that anywhere else. Not to mention, Reddit doesnāt get ad revenue from the porn subs.
The one account I kept active over there is my porn account because Iāve spent a lot of time curating my feed and canāt get that anywhere else. Not to mention, Reddit doesnāt get ad revenue from the porn subs.
Best porn so far is on lemmynsfw.com
People who post or interact with porn also post other stuff.
Tumblr died after they killed off porn, because porn users left the site. That made Tumblr less interesting for people who followed those porn users' non-porn content, which meant that some of them left. Which in turn made it worse for people following that second group, and so on.
The same might happen the other way around. One can only hope.
Tumblr didn't die. It's still around. It's biggest issue is it's shitty search function, not lack of porn (which they did need to remove due to all the cp on there)
Source: Was on Tumblr for nearly a decade.
Somebody really needs to let this guy knowā¦.
There are ways to handle illegal porn other than a blanket ban on all porn. Pretty much every site can manage it, including reddit and twitter.
To be fair pornhub had to nuke the majority of their user submitted content because they couldn't evidence that it wasn't illegal. I can understand a company that doesn't actually want to be a porn site just blanket banning.
Reddit is the only site I've seen that had a problem with it actually handle it, Twitter absolutely didn't, insta didn't, Tumblr didn't, 4chan kind of did but became a klan rally in exchange so I'm not really sure you can call that success
So the answer was unpaid mods all along.
Er.. Tumblr spent many years trying to combat all the cp on their site. They were losing, so banning porn entirely just made the most sense. Did it suck? Yea. But it wasn't the end of Tumblr.
First you start with the porn. Then they will cum.
Wait you guys are getting porn?
Obviously Lemmy.porn duh
Correction, it blurs them. You have to change your browsing to all, not local to see content from federated instances, then they will show up in feed. Also change your sort to hit, not active
The default settings in lemmy hide it.
Pics or it didn't happen
Honestly I started looking for other websites that had similar shit to my preferred porn subreddits. It'd be much easier to completely cut reddit off if all the porn was here XD
Even the furry images are better than usual
This is the quality content I cum here for....
Is the final stage r/amiugly ?
itās r/truerateme
::shudders::
The Porndex?
I prefer hentai over thots
meh, for me the gonewild crowd peddling their OF accounts and the inevitable thirsty interactions are a sign of a falling porn quality index, really wish something could be done about it. but in one thing you're right, reddit is done.
Step lemming what are you doing
I guess this is how you can tell your thing is gonna be a thing. Once the porn people find it, literally loads of people are gonna find your place.
I see what you did there
I've found my people ā¤ļø
Where are you finding porn on Lemmy? Asking for a friend.
I find porn absolutely disgusting. It's a vile, evil concoction that only caters to the most animalistic of instincts. If you're like me, avoid lemmynsfw.com at all costs.
There is a whole instance at lemmynsfw.com with a plethora of communities for NSFW materials.
Huh, it says it's federated with my instance but I can't search any communities from it on my instance. Weird.
Do you have nsfw posts turned off in your profile?
Nope, I can search lemmynsfw just fine, it's just pornlemmy.
AFAIK communities are only federated automatically, if someone form your instance is subscribed to the community. Maybe nobody has yet to subscribe to the latter form your instance?
If someone knows better, please enlighten me!
yiff@Yiffit.net from the sounds of it
I am all for people enjoying whatever their kink is (as long as it isnāt harming others) but that was one of the first communities I had to block. That group is full of prolific posters.
What? Yiffit has a very modest post count.
Your friend may need to go into their profile settings and allow NSFW content. Seems to be off by default. Then your friend will see a range of posts in the all feed.
Just look at all new
Your instance may have defederated from the nsfw one then.
When you browse All, you should see the posts.
Lots of communities on the federated lemmynsfw.com server
Iām so using QOTP in a sentence today.
Not to be confused with QWOP.
Ha! Had to look that up, and ended up down a rabbit holeā¦!
Based analysis
yes, the lessening of porn quality is more reddit-like.
How do I even get porn? The app I'm using apparently hides all nsfw content and there isn't an option to turn it off. What app should I use instead? Can I only do porn on the browser?
You have to go into account settings and not app settings... Allegedly
lemmynsfw is it's own federated branch.
Love your username. Hopefully we can make the threadiverse funner than Reddit ever was(If it isn't already).
can confirm. i've been seeing a lot of boobies
and coozes, seen a lot of those lately too
and coozes, seen a lot of those lately too
and so is the r/hornijail we need to bring back the bonk meme
Hahaha this is a good index
Yāall have never heard of pornhub? Idk how you people will get off to 5 second clips or photos, itās not the 90s anymore. And itās annoying going to some chickās profile and seeing all these duplicate posts across different subs/communities
I have NSFW enabled and don't get any porn. How, why?
People actually liked Hentai? I just can't shake the feeling that it was drawn by some rotund gentleman with Cheeto stained fingers.
We hit the big time, here we goooooooo
Thank you for your service to all the beautiful nsfw OPs making this platform great š
Yup. Only reason I still have Reddit is the quality porn. As soon as I can get the same elsewhere, itās dead to me.
Just like how 4chan and Reddit started
I took too long waxing?
It's science.
Its not over until the fat lady sings there are Snitties.
How do I even get porn? The app I'm using apparently hides all nsfw content and there isn't an option to turn it off. What app should I use instead? Can I only do porn in the browser?
Jerboa has the porn
I use Connect for this account and a separate account for a nfsw lemmy instance.
I'm still kinda learning how all this works
First make sure nsfw posts enabled in your account and then go to any community in lemmynsfw.com
The Porndex?
At least itās improving.
That's disgusting. Where?
Nice
Noice
Really? Cause I can't find any porn on Lemmy
This is hilarious. Lol
The Porndex?
Where can I find that drawn porn, tho? Preferably that doesn't include CP cuz holy shit there was a lot of CP friendly stuff (not outright CP thankfully) popping up when I was googling where all the porn on Lemmy was at.
How do I even get porn? The app I'm using apparently hides all nsfw content and there isn't an option to turn it off. What app should I use instead? Can I only do porn in the browser?
How do we ban this asshole?
Sad but accurate index.
Don't watch porn guys. It's toxic and kinda pathetic (you're literally getting off to other men having sex with girls while you play with yourself).