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Come on Jesus, get in the Jeep, we're going to the beach

2y 3mon ago by startrek.website/u/icerunner_origin in lemmyshitpost from startrek.website

Not the jeach?

Certainly on the jetty, near the jeach

I'll just load the jags

And you can meet Jeansus there

jeansus

Congratulations you were funny, faster than me

*Jeap

A wrangler perhaps?

Your face be like when you tired of all this shit

He's been waiting over two thousand years to come again.

I’m so glad you pointed this out.

I’ve been sending these to my wife for the past two days. She’s playfully annoyed with my antagonism.

I sent this to her, and then said “Zoom in on his face. It’s the same face you made 2 seconds ago.”

She has yet to see it, but I’m expecting to hear her scream from her office.

Put some sprung cowboy boots on him and he's the Walking Dude. IYKYN.

Hold on now don't forget your junscreen or your jowels!

Oh damn the jopes on the front are 🔥 Edit: the Jim's of the wheels too

I mean I'd get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus.

Jeanus take the jewheel.

Jeansus

Edit dammit someone beat me to it*

Jesus take the wheel

I bet jopes have double the strength of ropes

Jeasus

Okay I'll bite. WTF is up with all the AI Jean posts?

Idk but they're funny

Please ban AI generated posts already...