🎶A cup full of purple drank
makes the shit go down
shit go down
makes the shit go down🎶

Or around 150,000 furlongs per fortnight

Is he claiming that he predates the Ford Model T?

Not a PETSCII keyboard?

This is happening in too many countries for it to just be coincidence. Who is pushing it, why, and how do we get rid of them? [Edit for typo]

Or maybe Tom H-Bombadil?

What would the nuke be called? Fat Hobbit?

New research has found an association between taking glucosamine, a popular over-the-counter supplement used for joint pain, and a higher likelihood of progressing from mild cognitive impairment to Alzheimer’s disease.

Ah, about that.

2024 Filton Elbit Systems break-in

The charges were secretly subject to a "terrorism enhancement" applied by the judge in a preliminary ruling of March 2025, but not disclosed to the jury and restricted from being reported by the UK media until May 2026. This was applied based on property damage and that "the activists were attempting to influence the Israeli government by restricting their access to weapons". It means the four people convicted of criminal damage will face more severe sentencing and registration as "terrorists", which will severely restrict their future lives after release.