What is the Internet for?
2y 4d ago by lemmy.world/u/beefbaby182 in asklemmy
The Internet in just two words:
- Cats & porn
The Internet in just one word:
- Pussy
(not originally from me, but I like it)
As a dog person, I always begrudingly wished the dogs would have participated in some sort of memewar. The cats got all the "aww cute" memes, while dogs got all the "herpyderp" memes.
But I guess that's why I like dogs more than dictatory, selfimposed, greater-than-thou cats.
Okay, but what about cat mlems and one orange braincell? Or greebles, cats being scared by cucumbers, cat circles...
As with most things, musical theater has the answer.
Just grab your dick and double click
I didn't even have to click the link, but I did!
Needs more dancing Tauren
The Internet is really really great...
I have a fast connection so I don't have to wait...
Inspired by DARPA, popularized by porn.
Asking questions such as these...
Mostly spam, porn, and recipes it seems from the traffic.
- AI/bot communication
- Porn
- Cat pictures/memes
Listed in order of traffic volume 😜
Prawns
Being a silly dog boy :3
Being a mentally insane fox hyena entity :3
As I understand it, the original impetus was to develop a communication system that was resilient in the case of a nuclear attack.
Now we just use it for sharing pictures of cats and boobs
its for looking at Silly cats
Much like life, it is for whatever you make of it.
Pictures of toes
The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
Or, at least it was. Now it's mostly a mall and organ harvesting operation.
It’s for everybody to use however they want.
Rule 34
Yes.
...it depends on whom you ask, I think. For me it's for info/data exchange, wasting time, contacting people, shitposting. Roughly in this order of relevance.
Videos and discussing things.
I read this too quickly as "videos and disgusting things", which still felt like a true statement.
Geocities home pages
A profile collection tool for effective advertising dispersion.
Ponies, lots and lots of them. Specifically the ones designed by Lauren Faust.
Memes
Advertising
The computer should only be for education, high morals, and bettering our humanity. Not for pornography and not for exploiting women.
Good luck with that
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