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Ernie Takes it to the Next Step

1y 11mon ago by lemmy.myserv.one/u/ShaggySnacks in bertstrips@feddit.de from lemmy.myserv.one

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A photograph of Ernie smiling quite happily. Ernie is holding a plant.

Text underneath says I like to use my victims as fertilizer to grow small plants, which I then send to the victim's family as a condolence present. Most people neglect potted plants they receive as gifts. So, in a way, it's like they're letting their children die all over again.

Jeez, this one is dark. I mean, bertstrips is usually dark, but this one is extra dark.

I like my jokes like my coffee.

Black humor is like food: not every one gets it

Dry. Fermented. In a burlap sack.

Black, bitter & keeping you awake at night?