Don't forget to collect on the security deposit for superficial damages.

Fucking ghosts better chip in paying for the upkeep, property taxes, and everything else. No one gets to haunt for free.

Travis Scott played a set in which 8 people died. To be fair, Travis Scott wasn't the sole factor for the deaths. Management and the promoter share responsibility.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astroworld_Festival_crowd_crush

I remember the first time I huffed canned asbestos. Woke up six days later in Graceland, Memphis, Tennessee; dressed like Santa Claus in the middle of April.

10/10 experience. Totally worth the deliberating lung cancer.

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

Major Mandela Catalogue vibes.

Sorry, no room in the budget for pizza parties.

The Working Class has used Class Solidarity and it's super effective.

Meanwhile everyone else is grounded into the dust.

Thanks. I am no hero tho. I only wanted to show the Evil Democrats how to be properly evil.