SLPT: Not happy with your living situation? It could be a lot worse. If you were on Mars you wouldn't even have enough oxygen to breathe! Venus would crush and boil you!
1y 5mon ago by slrpnk.net/u/kriz in shittylifeprotips
And most of space is a pitiless void that would pop you like a balloon. Oh I think you earthlings got it pretty good.
It forces you to be happier
I feel so forced rn
Dad?
Venus, Genius, come here and suck my......