Putin emails Trump "tell me 5 things you did for me last week"
1y 3mon ago by slrpnk.net/u/ZeroCool in theonion@midwest.social from www.thebeaverton.com
WASHINGTON D.C. – Following a contentious meeting where US President Donald Trump failed to convince Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to sign a deal giving America access to Ukraine minerals, Trump received an from Russian President Vladimir Putin with the header “What did you do for me last week?”
What happened to that video of trump sucking putin's feet? Was it scrubbed from the internet?
It's not the original, but here's a 14 second clip on Daily Telegraph.
I'm sorry.
I don't recommend watching it, but I'm glad it's not scrubbed.
Watch it! I dare you! A-hahahahahaha
Seriously, c/palespirit is right. Highly NSFL
Thanks, my day is ruined.
Turnip: ...... I already sent you the email yesterday, it's full of so many details, great things!
Immediately starts typing out the email he didn't send
- Sucked in my gut
- Sucked on your toes
- Sucked US infrastructure dry
- Sucked your cock dry
- Sucked Zelensky's minerals
Does Trump have a good weekly manager update template I could use? Been working a bit on one.
Noice