What's the best/funniest/most insightful way you've heard someone describe their gender?
11mon 8d ago by piefed.blahaj.zone/u/Balerion in nonbinary@lemmy.blahaj.zone
I once heard someone describe their gender as "none gender with left girl." (For the uninitiated, it's a reference to this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/None_Pizza_with_Left_Beef)It's lived rent-free in my hear ever since. Incidentally, it's pretty similar to how I feel about my own gender.
Haha, had this friend who was a bit into logic and they came up with the following.
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It's true that a person is either male or not a male.
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It's also true that a person is either female or not female.
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So there are four different and not exclusionary combinations:
A. A male and not a female
B. Not a male and a female
C. A male and a female
D. Not a male and not a female
And then they just said "I'm the fourth"
Edit: yeah, should've said that I wasn't familiar with the non binary category at all
More like C for me~
Not the same thing but I recently saw a post where someone described their asexuality as “Shagnostic” and that made me giggle a bit
Post menopausal women described herself as woman emeritus. She had a wicked sense of humor.
Swarm of bees
Eldritch horror beyond mortal comprehension
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover,
I'm a child, I'm a mother,
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint,
I do not feel ashamed!
- Bitch, Meredith Brooks
This bit of poetry from Andrea Gibson (they):
I explain my gender by saying I am happiest on the road when I'm not here or there, but in between, that yellow line coming down the center of it all like a goddamn sunbeam.
I've been describing my experience as "transmasc transfemme". Being bigender is weird and beautiful.