Who would win in a fight ? Governor Chris Christie or JB Pritzker ?
9mon 18d ago by hilariouschaos.com/u/Alice in shittyask@hilariouschaos.com from hilariouschaos.com
Christie just has the fight in him, period. He's the dog.
I think he also is more proud of his weight.
Hell yea, I agree
That’s actually a great point, his weight is also a source of pride for him and much like sampsons hair the more he loses the less superhuman he becomes
JB Pritzker would launch a megaton fart out of his ass and christie would throw scolding hot french fries at him only to be countered by pritzker eating them like a seal mid air. Then they would sumo wrestle with both men wincing in pain from gout. Christie give him a slap of his man titty and pritzker would answer back with a belly swoosh. Jb would cover himself in bacon grease to be more elusive. Eventually christie comes out the winner with explosive shart spray surprise attack but not before a cup of hot chili is poured down his underpants by pritzker
I can see this
We talking eating each other or eating a hamburger?
🤣🤣🤣 No lol like who would win in a fight or political debate lol
The viewers would win
Fair point
I present to you this as a simulated fight between the two https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1963788861743530185
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