What’s the most comforting thing someone's ever said to you ?

Dear Gay/Everything.else.you.include.in.this.catagory.people, which colors do you wish the rainbow was instead ? 🌈

Was i in the wrong for saying the 'N' word in this situation ?

What would happen if you?

Do you fart while you're typing a comment or post on lemmy ?

How is the.. what ?

Does the afterlife smell like farts ?

Why does Scott Bessent look so motherly ?

What's non negotiable for you ?

You expect me to SHIT in the toilet EVERY DAY?

When pooping, what name do you moan in desire? Mine is Briana

What is something that was perfectly acceptable 30 seconds ago, but would be extremely taboo or offensive now?

Does your peehole split streams when you piss?

Whats the opposite of a laxative?

What superpowers does Superman’s dick have?

would you sit on pop pop's lap as we play a game of bouncy horse?

Exactly how many loaves of bread can be made from one yeast infection?

Bing Bong

How did I end up getting a genital wart inside of my mouth?

How do I fit a Sprite can in my mouth ?

We've all heard about Rob Zombie, but what about Generous Zombie ?

We've all seen Uranus, but how many of you live in, or have been too Mianus?

Does anything really happen if you wish with all your might?

Need some awesome name suggestions for a super hardcore tripple OG interpretive dance crew.

Wanna fuck?

Do you enjoy eating timtams in your jimjams?

Congratulations! You are now in possession of my heart! 🥰🥰 What are you doing with it?

Is there a mathematical formula which calculates the floppiness of a penis?

What's the name of the song that goes like this? Do do do do, do do do do? ( I don't remember any of the lyrics)

What does the interior of your car smell like right now?

Hello, welcome in. How can I offend you today?

Was Lex Luther born without hair ?

If a squirrel could file taxes, would it claim its nuts as dependents or write them off as business expenses?

Why are most creepy guys named David ?

Am I THE asshole?

What career opportunities are available to me with a Bachelor of Farts and a Master of Poopology degree?

How do I outsource my shit ?

Hey. I've been farting non stop since yesterday, should I go to the hospital or to a mechanic?

What would Marilyn Hanson’s music sound like?

Sciencefucktion

Hey, what if humans had the ability to shove shit back into their asses, then begin undigesting said shit until a perfectly prepared pot roast or whatever shoots out of thier mouths.

Are tonsils just throat balls ?

What if everything was on fire?

Should you go to prison for the rest of your life for putting raisens in potatoe Salad ?

Balls

How round are your fathers ass cheeks ?

Spank that ass, Clap them Cheeks

Do you want to switch to a different doctor?

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard