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Wenis

5mon 28d ago by lemmy.world/u/mrsemi in wikipedia from en.wikipedia.org

The wenis, sometimes spelled weenus or weenis, is a loose flap of skin underneath the joint of a human elbow.

Everybody do the wenis

The wenis is a dance

Everybody is a genius

Who knows it in advance

Came here looking for this.

Nearly impervious to pain from pinching, generally impossible to touch with your own tongue.

I can tell you went to middle school solely from this description

Here's a fun one!

I once told my missus "did you know you can't lick your own elbow?"

Of course, she tried and failed.

"But I can!" Then I licked her elbow for her, and she was so shocked she didn't speak to me for hours.

Your mileage may vary, don't die out there guys

Oh, wow, thanks, I'll try that on my husband.

Impossible for some... 😘

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WENUS: Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics

It's a processing term.

We found out about this in high school, and you can imagine how the rest of the year went down

I love pinching my wenis

No one can lick their own wenis. Not even if they have a couple of ribs removed.

I can, rib removal not required. Just have to have loose shoulder joints 🫠

My hidden talent is having a sensitive wenis

I've leaned so much on my weenuses that they turned red, hard and scaley..

Psoriasis?

Do you have "Elephant Elbows?"

Here at Skintastic Dermatology, we can reduce or remove those unsghtly bags and wrinkles...

Oh Lord have mercy... LOL!

WEENUS: We Eventually Experience New, Useful Simulations

One of the most beautiful women I've ever dated showed me this for the first time. Yeah, she was beautiful, but 🤮. Hers was about 3-4 times bigger than pictured.