https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Honest_Woodcutter

Someone had to massage the penis sheath.

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Lmao what

Vowel hunting for the win I guess

One isekai webnovel I read had the protagonist constantly terrified of having his mind read by someone with enough knowledge to piece together nuclear physics from what little he knew via pop culture. Figured it would completely upset the balance of power in a world that didn't even have gunpowder. He collected every mental defense item he could get and tried the best he could to avoid mind mages.

Then he got imprisoned and interrogated by a government official who was also the most powerful mind mage in the world.

They laughed at his concern. A high enough level fireball spell was already on that scale.

in Asimov's Foundation series, there is (was) a galaxy-spanning human civilization, but Earth was lost and mostly considered mythical. One of the arguments against it actually existing was the absurdity of such a double planet system existing. In the wider galaxy only giant planets had such large satellites.

https://youtu.be/kK0KPuH32mc

Take a lesson from space

They say "Pluto's not a planet"

Do you think that Pluto gives a shit?

Pluto is not gonna quit

'Cause Pluto can take a hit

And Pluto knows what Pluto is

And Pluto knows that Pluto's

Hot shit!

And you know Pluto knows it

I won't ever be a planet, it don't matter, 'cause I know that I'm still

Hot shit!

And you're hot shit too, so get out of your brain and just do what you're supposed to do!

Hot shit!

And you know Pluto knows it

Expect some fuckin' magic from the Dwarf Planet

Hot shit!

And you're hot shit too, so get out of your way and just do what you were born to do!

Slow tail curls = happy and interested.

Fast tail whips / tip twitches = irritated.

https://youtu.be/Sjw_89yTiZc

Darker cat thinks they're having fun, but correctly reads orange cat's annoyance and leaves