Are you currently lying about something on the internet?
5mon 15d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Daft_ish in asklemmy
Of course.
"Oh you require my DOB to sign up for your site? 01/01/1990, my good website who I'll never buy from again"
I'm 1970-01-01, myself.
Wow! What are the odds we were both born on the same day?
and exactly at midnight, too!
The moment we hit 2021 I’ve never scrolled further than 2000.
I have a lot of birthdays on the new year!
No way! Me too! Happy belated, btw.
Used to be 01/01/1900
I am secretly a raccoon.
And I'm not actually a sloth.
I thought we were... cute animal friends... and now this?
I am so sorry I know this has got to hurt
I'm 3 kobolds in a trenchcoat.
I fucking knew it
I'm a big fan!
I have read the terms and conditions
I set my age to the max in Steam back in the day, now I'm well beyond 100 years old.
Oh wise and ancient one, what game should I buy?
Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 gets my vote for game of the year 2025.
I love the idea of the games but I spent days practicing the combat in the first game only to die by the first person to attack me every time.
Is the second games combat any easier?
inb4 "git gud"
I tried. That's the problem.
It's not fundamentally different but it is improved. If you keep your armor on and load up on potions you can probably mash your way through anything.
gitter gudder?
I'm lying about what I'm really thinking of the world situation and what we need to collectively do about it, because shit's bannable.
Is it murder people? I think it might be murder.
I will never tell, tee-hee! But yeah it's murder.
I too fully believe there could be a list of people that, if all of them somehow died at the same time, we could save the world and billions of lives. Who is on this list I don't know, but I believe it can exist.
Yeah, uh, I also don't have a list or anything. I mean, one could exist, like you said. CONVERSATION OVER.
I don't view them as people so its ok
Same.
Steamed hams! They're steamed hams!!
Lying, on the internet, about something?
Or
Lying about ‘something on the internet’?
Also, ‘lying about’ = telling lies, or being lazy?
Such a vague question.
Some say Alduin is Akatosh, some say M'aiq is a Liar. Don't you believe either of those things.
My account isn't actually deleted.
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No way!
Removed by mod
my reddit one was last week. sigh
Nice try FBI
I have a LinkedIn, so I'll say a resounding probably
I'm lying in this statement.
Yes. I'm actually an undercover Trisolarian and my people will invade soon.
Perish, puny Earthlings.
That seems a bit silly... I mean we're doing a right fine job of perishing with or without your help. Why waste all that time and energy when you can just... wait.
I am a font of lies and should never be taken seriously
so... we do not have too many pancakes...
Of course not. Thats impossible.
...Wait, if we can't take anything you say seriously because you say you're lieing, then you're lieing about lieing, which means you actually telling the truth about lieing, which means...
SEGFAULT
I emailed "looking forward to seeing you" to someone I'm completely indifferent about seeing, so I guess.
Holy shit. I hope they never find out, they'd probably be devastated. What next, do you spit lies when someone asks how you're doing???
Fine, thanks. And you?
Of course not. I would never do such a thing.
I trust you the most. You should be in a position of power.
no.
I have to lie all the time because my true thoughts would get me banned for "inciting violence"
As if we had other options at this point
What does currently mean?
Have I done it recently? Yes.
Am I doing it right now with this post? No.
Lies!
I was the one that gave the melons to the minions....
As a dog I can tell you that I don't lie on the internet. Being a good boy doesn't come from nothing!
There's some "unpleasant" parts of myself I lie about to nearly everyone, minus close friends. I'm practically a different person on every social media platform.
Thats normal. Just dont pretend like youre fooling everyone.
Yes.
(This comment is a lie on the internet)
I work on being authentic at all times.
I confess... I am a dog. I have been burdened with this venomous secret for years. Nobody suspected a thing.
I don’t see the reason to lie to complete strangers. Why should someone care what people they don’t care about think?
a priest once asked me this about life, i told him "i lied once" referring to the lie i just told him.
nice try e-priest
I generally lie about my age, depends on the input format. If I have to type it out manually ill be truthful, if I have to scroll all the wheels im born on the 1st of January and whatever the year wheel lands on after a big spin
Dun nu nu nu nu nu the PRICE IS RIGHT.
Whenever it comes up, I'm generally vague about my age, though I've given plenty of hints and maybe even the exact number more than once.
It's about equal parts anti-doxx and deep denial that I'm not still half my age.
I don't have any accounts in my name. If omission is lying, I'm lying.
uh... no?
No
So you're actually the guy from Grim Fandango?
NO.
Removed by mod
yes 100%
I fucking knew it
No, I've been saying I'm a virgin since day 1.
I'm not lying about anything on the Internet (snicker)
That I am some kind of stealth lazer 2 astronomical units away.
I have deep personal traumas from a time when someone I trusted lied to me. I've resolved to always aim to be better than that.
A better liar or a better person?
Yes. Ha! That was a lie! Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth.
Ha! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
Ahhh
I have never assassinated an ass
There is still time!
I'm lying on a couch.