Wintering tree
5mon 6d ago by sopuli.xyz/u/qyron in buyselltrade@lemmy.sdf.org from sopuli.xyz
Selling wintering tree.
Top portion fell due to cold weather but will regrow in Spring.
Pick up, only. No deliveries.
How much? Can you help load?
How does 3 and a quarter strikes you? You'll have to bring a winch and ropes but I figure I can lend a hand to load it. And you might consider bringing a backhoe, too. Are you a licensed heavy machinery operator?
Can you pick it up for me so I know if I'll be able to pick it up? I'm not interested in things that are bolted to the floor.
Not bolted, just rooted. Nothing a backhoe can't solve. Are you a licensed operator?
So it's not ready to pick up? Are you willing to pay me for my work? I'm not a back hoe btw save your insults
If you are a sentient machine capable of moving large masses and volumes, I want to know you!
But you can't just uproot a dormant tree. It will die. So it needs to be uprooted on the moment it is to be taken away.
You want the tree or not? Guaranteed shade. And it makes for a nice stool as it is.
Pick it up for me and I'll take it.
No deliveries.