Conservative Defends Child Molesters In Case He Becomes Child Molester Someday
4mon 11d ago by midwest.social/u/seahorse in theonion@midwest.social from theonion.com
I genuinely feel sorry for the onion these days
The onion and not the onion is really basically the same
The editorial team has been crushing it! They started their physical newspaper again! My coworker has been bringing it to the break room and it's still funny and well written. Less weird skeptic stuff, and more politics, but it's what we need.
Yeah, about that just being The Onion...
jesus mcfucking christ
Once again onion quit doing stories about things that are really happening.