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No, he isn't

4mon 8d ago by lemmy.world/u/LorIps in iselonmuskdeadyet

Another sad day.

Buck up, buddy. Statistically it's more likely every day

How accurate is this thing, anyway? What if he died 5 seconds before this was posted?

Well, he wouldn't. I have ways of actually warding of brain death for a day so as not to be incorrect.

Accurate enough for any practical use. Like you won't measure your dick length to the micron precision:)

I need to measure mine in plancks 😭

Isn't it hilarious how he was pleading to be invited to sex parties like. No one invited him. He invited himself.

What a loser.

I mean. Epstein seemed to invite anyone he thought might be worth black mailing but Elon's personality was so abysmal he was like. ... Is it worth it ?