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My safe space

3mon 6d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/UnrefinedChihuahua in Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com from lemmy.dbzer0.com

Big if true.

Home if accurate

Life hack: Have a big home. Then you can go home and go big.

That feels like a pipe dream to me :(

Life hack hack: Everything is big relative to something else, therefore everyone has a big home already.

Glass half full, I like it! :)

Instructions clear. Bought 14 acres.

My life goal is to stay home, and not leave

I work full time in a job that I can basically work as many or as few hours as I want. I get asked by a few people "You're paid by the hour? Why are you so eager to go home?"

Because I want to go home. I don't want to be here. I want to be at home. A phrase I use very often is 'I work to go home'. I make enough to pay my bills and my mortgage. I'd rather be with my wife and dogs and farm animals than stuck here with 'you'.

For real.