You what.

Better than a parade for some athlete or sports team of dubious value.

"Director Chad Stahelski confirmed that the monetary value of the gold coins is $1,200." from the wiki linked above.

Get a bidet.

Oh yeah, our hobbies are well funded! Otherwise, we have what we need and are happy. What else could you want.

I haven't retired, but I'm going to get there by 50-ish due to living small.

I'm in IT, make good money. All my peers get new flashy cars every 3 years; mine is going on 14 years.

My peers need a 2500sq ft for their family of 3 - we're comfortable in under 800.

They'll be working until they're 70 at this rate...

Who ever owns them, there is likely a greater than average chance that they enjoy the company of children. And not in a pleasant way.

Didn't I read somewhere on Lemmy a while back that the US was reducing protections for child labourers?

Yeah fuck off Orangutan.

All good dude, I have to try. I smoked since 14, quit at 42 years old never thinking I would be able to do it. Seeing me do it, my parents both quit in their 70s.

Quitting was the single best decision I've made in my life, no joke.

Do one more favour for your mom and help her quit smoking.