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2mon 9d ago by lemmy.world/u/Agent641 in lemmyshitpost

Alt title: They have not seen my recent BitTorrent stats.

"What? Really?? With Netflix and Amazon pulling shows left and right????"

Global maritime piracy

Ohhhhh, that's ... Uh, hm. Somehow less interesting and more interesting at the same time.

I guess Houthi's don't count as pirates?

Nor the US Navy 😬

Yeah, they stole an oil tanker in January.

They've stolen 10 of them since December

We really should group them together for measurement purposes though, that would be hilarious.

Less ships less pirates.

they probably ran out of gas

Or fewer ships to rob because the strait was closed

Wrong strait homie

They go everywhere after they leave the strait though right?

Back Street Boys at home:

Wrong Strait Homie

Guess they gotta go back to good old sailing ships and hoist the Jolly Roger as they send a warning shot across their target’s bow

Great now millennials killed the pirating industry.

Only irl, online piracy is still business as usual.

Boomers killed the maritime shipping industry! What ships would we even board!?

Plus, the few that do get through are these country sized container ships! It absolutely consolidates the industry of piracy. Totally kills the community element.

Oh no, global warming is only going to speed up like this.