dog rule
1mon 27d ago by lemmy.blahaj.zone/u/TotallynotJessica in onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone from lemmy.blahaj.zone
sadly i think it's a Tesla š¤¢
i want to be put into dog mode---
but not.... the loud agressive loudly barking "woof!!! woof!!! >:(" kind of dog, bzt more like the "arfarf :D" kind of ouppygirl type thing-
where its more vibes and less "oh no im scared u will bite into my leg if i run too quickly making u think im a threat"....
You need Jesus
to put you on a leash and help fulfill your desire
dunno if i would trust jesus with that... hes a stranger to me.
Good girl! Stranger=danger
Ngl, I literaly cannot comprehend this person.
Never thought of you in an[y] other dog mode š
ive just made soooo many bad experiences with dogs.... and also they r so large and scary and loud and fast and heavy and..... scary living breathing things people keep as pets...
sigh--- i run for my bus a lot, u see?
I'd totally be the "bites into your leg" kind of dog š
you'd be they type of dog that would lick burglars instead of biting them?
(i had to look up what a burglar is)
ithink I would just look at them and see what they get for themselves <3
i would lick u tho
i would lick you back :p
Woof woof woof c:
aaaaa why do u always show up when i say stuffs like this and steal the show? >o<
I just like woofing c:
Ever tried the underground scene?
ever sub-woofed?
I did this to my girlfriend and wife, but they updated it to day, āMy driver will be back soon.ā :( canāt even have a pet kink with Tesla.
Yet another reason to trade in your Tesla
No point in trading it in when itās a 2018 model and fully paid off. Gas is as expensive as ever and I live in a state where electricity is cheap. Plus I take transit more than I drive anyways. Itās just for my wife and groceries and long trips now.
People will stone you for having a Nazi car :/
Iāve had someone put the Nazi symbol in my dirt on my bumper. I donāt wash it. I donāt drive it a lot.
But noā¦ No one will āstone me to deathā for having a car. I live in a super liberal city. No one says shit, maybe because itās so dirty showing I donāt give a shit about the car because itās a fucking car. You need to realize things cost money and people CANNOT give that up because a billionaire went insane. We are not rich as consumers. I cannot just get a new EV that works like this.
Iām sorry, but saying itās a āNazi carā when Iāve had this for 8 years is crazy. Itās a car. I will use it. I will not buy another, I know Elon is a crazy fucker, and I donāt want to support her (wrong pronoun bc she doesnāt respect pronouns and fuck her).
I wanted a Tesla when it was the upstart 'we can make a viable EV' brand.
I don't judge anyone in a Tesla "car", since I was only enough money away from buying one and thinking I was being environmentally conscious and an early adopter supporting the future. And that time was simpler, when the fascism and technocracy was still hidden in general.
Cyber trucks, though... By that point, it was clear what you would be supporting.
Exactly. You can also tell by the lights who bought it at the āNaziā phase.
You'd better bark for your owner like a good little puppy. :P
I'd never!
ruff!
wags tail :3
aweeeeee that's so cuteeeeee š©·
Still illegal in my state, the one time calling cops can be funny.
When in doubt, you can break the windows and say you were worried for the dogs safety. At least, when it's a Tesla.
Actually even if there isn't a dog, just to be on the safe side.
I wouldn't do that, as the cops will probably kill the dog
That dog was threatening an all-american vehicle dammit!
In spain is illegal keep kids or animals in the car, no matter what, is even allowed break windows to free them
Maybe so, but the reason for that law is because the cabin would overheat. It maybe something that they want to revisit as EVs can run A/C whilst parked.
It took Spain 350 years to review that the Inquisition was wrong. It ended in 1834. I think attitudes and technology had changed quite a bit since 1478.
Maybe for pets, but it's still not fail-safe.
Why is this place so horny
It's kinda always been this way
Either horny AF or totally ace. Itās the way.
my ace friends will say the most heinous honry shit
Hey, ace people like fun too!
Ex-ace person.
People here are uh...well, with the kinds of liberation/open mindedness required for 196, comes also realizing nothing is inherently wrong with some really out therw kinks.
[inhales deeply] that's unfiltered internet
Putting my Ioniq into camping mode accomplishes the same thing except for the message on the screen
How do you pronounce "brb"?
Like birb, but without the i
So still like birb?
(lol)
Not to go on a tangent but lol stands for lol out loud now.
Just by saying the letters, as it's an acronym for "be right back"
I want to be someone's dog/bun
Nice.
Nice!