TotallynotJessica

I swear I’m not Jessica

blahaj.zone account for @TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world

Girls

1d 3h ago in transmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from quokk.au

You're included in that group :3

The actual men harassing women in bathrooms are the ones bounty hunting suspected transfems

1d 17h ago in transmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from lemmy.blahaj.zone

GL Trump rule

1d 17h ago in onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone from lemmy.blahaj.zone

rule in the machine

1d 17h ago in yurimemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from lemmy.blahaj.zone

I had a terrible awful ruledea and had to share it with the world

1d 18h ago in onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone from lemmy.blahaj.zone

Lucky Charms is a breakfast cereal with a leprechaun mascot. This was his catch phrase or something (I never ate Lucky Charms and don't remember the commercials)

buy the things to cope with the pain 🥲

1d 18h ago in femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from lemmy.blahaj.zone

:3

Problem 1: having friends

There are plenty of introverted homebody lesbians on the fediverse, but it's very unlikely live near you, even if you're from a major population center 😞

this isn't the way rule

1d 20h ago in onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone from sh.itjust.works

Most cis women would be called clocky by the people on 4trans. My guess is that many of them were jealous of the toxic girl cliques in highschool and get euphoria from being immature mean girls who tear other women down. There is a difference between giving requested feedback and subjecting yourself to self-flagellation.

Also, you look great and I would never clock you based on how you look. You met the bar for "passing" long ago.

This is literally my problem lately

2d 8h ago in transmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from quokk.au

you never have to worry about your hair getting messed up if it was already a mess in the first place 🥲

~<

2d 9h ago in lascivious_lesbians@piefed.blahaj.zone from quokk.au

I will be happy to provide them ❤️

you're really frigging cute, you know that?

relationship goals

2d 14h ago in lascivious_lesbians@piefed.blahaj.zone from lemmy.blahaj.zone

i never want to sound like that again

2d 14h ago in transmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from lemmy.blahaj.zone

I like rule

2d 14h ago in onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone from lemmy.blahaj.zone

FINE, I'll stop trying to deny it

2d 15h ago in femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from lemmy.blahaj.zone

me until recently

3d 58m ago in egg_irl@lemmy.blahaj.zone from lemmy.blahaj.zone

im not a cute lil bunny, ok? (⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠)

3d 5h ago in yurimemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from lemmy.blahaj.zone

Professor Meow

3d 17h ago in nya@piefed.blahaj.zone from lemmy.blahaj.zone