I'm annoyed my androids google translate doesn't do Klingon.
1mon 25d ago by lemmy.world/u/Dasus in startrekThat's it.
Google has no honor!
petaQ!
I am too. I have a birthday present that needs a Klingon message...
Today is not a good day to die!
Close...
The original "This day is good in order to die" is better though in context - the present is a Bat'leth pizza knife so addressing the pizza such is both a statement of intent (killing the pizza) but also I n the Klingon historical context the beginning of a mating ritual!
Thank you so much for the inspiration.
/c/firstworldproblems
Sounds like an excuse to learn fluent klingon.

Easy. Type random letters, put capitals at the end of random words, and insert apostrophes in random places. There, Klingon. Nobody will be able to tell the difference (or risk their honour by claiming otherwise).