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That's not even malpractice

1mon 23d ago by lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver in curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works

The elite choice would be darude sandstorm

Or tainted love

As much as I hate commercials I remember this one that is fitting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny5IiEZOtr4

Never gonna give you up

Forgotten memory unlocked. When I was pretty young, I had to have my wisdom teeth removed. They got me in the chair, hooked up the heart monitor, and went about prepping whatever it is they prep. I was listening to the beeping and wondered if I could slow it down, so I tried to relax and focus on slowing the beep; I was really pleased with myself when it worked. So I decided to try making it go faster. I tried to make myself feel really anxious, and the beeping got faster.

I was having the best time, trying to see if I could go from one speed to the other quickly when the nurse came in and said "Are you doing that?" I was suddenly worried that I was doing something bad, and I hesitated before answering. Her eyebrows were all scrunched together and she said "Are you making your heartbeat go up and down?" I sheepishly said yes, and she just looked at me. Finally she said, "Well... please stop."

heart stopping tune.

Beeep beeep beep beepbeep beepbeepbeepbeep

Beep beep beep beep BEEP BEEP BEEP…. Beep beep beep beep BEEP BEEP BEEP…. Beep beep beep beep BEEP BEEP BEEP beep.. beep beep beeeeeeep

FAFO.

Cowards.

Need to go with Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce