Saw one of those big highways vehicle with a huge "keep left" sign on the back. As we were driving behind it, the arrow swung around to point straight down. Me and my partner talk about it to this day. (We don't have much going on)

Our local council have actually patched some of the potholes around us. I'm not sure why they didn't just fill them all in on a stretch of road rather than some, as there's still huge crators right next to a bit where they patched them up.

I think the closest a bus has ever come to pulling a wheelie was the time Bez and Shaun Rider stole one and drove it down a hill.

I saw one of those big Salt grit containers at the end of a road recently. It even had some inside the little metal flap.