Young innocent boys are sent to war by the filthy rich. They come back fabulous gay men.

You go to war with the gays you have, not the gays you want.

Most empathetic UPS employee.

Limp wrist? No wrist? No problem

How far can you throw a package with one hand? We require a minimum of 10 feet, but a lot of drivers can throw from the truck to the porch.

Damn, Gary got hit by the gay bomb

Gary was straight until he took an arrow to the heterosexuality

If Gary came from a community where he had to suppress his sexuality and he came out during the war...

It's all a big joke until you find yourself fighting against Israel and it actually happens. Count your blessings.