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Q: How does Darth Maul defeat Qui-Gon Jinn?

3h 16m ago by lemmy.world/u/wjrii in star_wars

A: He waits until Liam Neeson is exhausted from carrying the whole movie.

Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week!

Qui-gon was thinking about something cringe Jar-jar did and got distracted.

Okey-dey!

The force is weak with this joke.

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

This joke is getting worse all the time...

I have a bad feeling about this.

Its because Qui Gon was out all night looking for a black man to beat with a pipe.