Europeans Announce There Nothing Anyone Can Do To Make Them Stop Loving Michael Jackson
16d 18h ago by sh.itjust.works/u/can in theonion@sh.itjust.works from theonion.com
“You may try to break down our resolve with accusations that he engaged in inappropriate sexual behaviors, but our love of Michael Jackson, Le Roi de la Pop, remains unwavering,” said European representative Stefan Barbeaux
These accusations keep changing from “he did it” to “he didn’t”. It’s flip flopped around so much in the past decades that I really can’t tell. So I decided to fully separate art from artist and enjoy the music.
It’s 2026 and another law suit pops up (all prior ones were dismissed for lack of evidence) that seems very fishy, meh. Maybe they should just publicize the Jackson Files and let the internet do its thing.
Speaking of files: I wish everyone in the Epstein files would catch at least 1/10 of the lawsuits MJ got.
Their royals didn't invent pedos, but they'd love to take the credit. Hard to colonize though, that credit. 🤷🏼
Micheal Jackson gave a sanctuary to abused children. Despite what I thought when I was young I have come to the realization he was not a predator.
Worth looking into.
It wasn't proven, but I would believe it if it was.
I would like that to be true and for all I know it is. Part of me buys into the castrati theory.
I have Shinobi vs Dragonninja stuck in my head for 2 days now, I'll take MJ anyday!