The Onion and other satire w/ layers

WASHINGTON D.C. - As details leak of the Iran-US peace plan, including a rumoured $300 billion reparations payment from the US to the Iranian regime, President Donald Trump was quick to reassure supporters that this by no means indicates that the US lost the war.

It seems they believe this is satire, but the US did support the rebuilding of Germany after World War II. In this case though, Trump is just a complete idiot, as usual.

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Internet Teen Discovers Imagination After Turning Off AI

18h 14s ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
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22h 7m ago by piefed.ca/u/ZeroCool in theonion@sh.itjust.works from newsthump.com
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G7 Leaders Receive Official Trump Management Kits Ahead of Summit

1d 13h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
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Vance Announces Exciting New Investment Opportunities in Iran’s “Rapidly Expanding Rubble Sector”

1d 11m ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
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2d 18h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
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2d 45m ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
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Martin Scorsese Announces Plans to Cast Same Six Actors Until End of Time

2d 23h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
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2d 23h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
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2d 9h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
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The Øxymorøn - Issue 52 (Trinity 2026)

2d 6h ago by retrofed.com/u/heliotrope in theonion@sh.itjust.works from retrofed.com
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Carney announces plan to privatize airports but still give them half a billion dollars once in a while

3d 19h ago by piefed.ca/u/ZeroCool in theonion@sh.itjust.works from www.thebeaverton.com
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Zuckerberg Mourns Loss of 30,000 Employees in Emotional Video From Definitely-Not-a-Yacht

4d 10h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
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6d 10h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
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4d 20h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
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EPA Approves Use Of Napalm As Pesticide

5d 47m ago by piefed.ca/u/ZeroCool in theonion@sh.itjust.works from theonion.com
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Elon Musk Discovers Violence Is Bad After Stabbing Attempt

6d 22h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
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New Book Urges America To “Talk Again” By Never Changing The Subject

5d 20h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
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7d 8h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
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Meta Introduces ‘NameTag,’ Assures Public They Definitely Aren’t Doing a Global Faceprint Database

8d 18h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
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10d 1h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
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Department Of Labor Cracks Down On People Getting Paid For Work

11d 14h ago by piefed.ca/u/ZeroCool in theonion@sh.itjust.works from theonion.com
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Trump Administration Announces All Doors Must Have Knobs

11d 14h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
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Brown Wave Rising: Republicans Promise Return to Simpler, Worse Times

11d 17h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
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Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary

12d 39m ago by piefed.ca/u/ZeroCool in theonion@sh.itjust.works from theonion.com
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AI Bubble Bursts, Companies Re-Hire Same Employees for Lower Salaries

12d 20h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
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One Big Beautiful Billing Error

13d 54m ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
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Americans Shocked to Learn Tampons and Oat Milk Now Classified as Extremist Financing

13d 9h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
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Loud racism narrowly defeats quiet racism in B.C. Conservative leadership race - The Beaverton

13d 19h ago by lemmy.ca/u/slothrop in theonion@sh.itjust.works from www.thebeaverton.com
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Trump Administration To Institute Freedom 250 Draft

14d 5h ago by piefed.ca/u/ZeroCool in theonion@sh.itjust.works from thehardtimes.net
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Trump Launches $88 Billion Fund For Anyone Who Has Ever Been Rejected By Woman

14d 22h ago by piefed.ca/u/ZeroCool in theonion@sh.itjust.works from theonion.com
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Europeans Announce There Nothing Anyone Can Do To Make Them Stop Loving Michael Jackson

16d 16h ago by sh.itjust.works/u/can in theonion@sh.itjust.works from theonion.com
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Pete Hegseth Shaking With Rage After Imagining Plus-Sized Astronaut

18d 1h ago by piefed.ca/u/ZeroCool in theonion@sh.itjust.works from theonion.com
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Microsoft Foils Major Typing Plot, Arrests Child

18d 8h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
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DOJ Launches Criminal Investigation Into All Women

18d 18h ago by piefed.ca/u/ZeroCool in theonion@sh.itjust.works from theonion.com
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White House Celebrates New Era of Patriotic Starvation

19d 38m ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
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Celebrities Achieve Ultimate Privacy by Posting 27 Cryptic Instagram Stories a Day

19d 9h ago by lemmy.world/u/Hambry in theonion@sh.itjust.works
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19d 22h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
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Donald Trump unveils “Reverse Border Security Initiative”

20d 19h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
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Pam Bondi Announces ‘Cancer Survivor’ Tour Following Harrowing 14-Minute Medical Scare

20d 22h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
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Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have

23d 16h ago by piefed.ca/u/ZeroCool in theonion@sh.itjust.works from theonion.com
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AI tech mogul confused why expendable human capital booing him during commencement address

24d 2h ago by piefed.ca/u/ZeroCool in theonion@sh.itjust.works from www.thebeaverton.com
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Kash Patel’s Official Travel Schedule Suspiciously Similar To Upcoming Papa Roach Tour Dates

26d 21h ago by piefed.ca/u/ZeroCool in theonion@sh.itjust.works from thehardtimes.net
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal

27d 56m ago by piefed.ca/u/ZeroCool in theonion@sh.itjust.works from theonion.com
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OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child

27d 23h ago by mbin.potato-guy.space/u/potatoguy in theonion@sh.itjust.works from youtu.be
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1mon 4d ago by piefed.ca/u/ZeroCool in theonion@sh.itjust.works from i.postimg.cc
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David Attenborough no longer allowed to play with Lego

1mon 9d ago by piefed.ca/u/ZeroCool in theonion@sh.itjust.works from newsthump.com
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1mon 10d ago by piefed.ca/u/ZeroCool in theonion@sh.itjust.works from theshovel.com.au
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Interest Rates Rise in Australia Because Some Fuckwit in America Wasn’t Hugged Enough as a Child — The Shovel

1mon 11d ago by lemmy.world/u/Something_something in theonion@sh.itjust.works from theshovel.com.au
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