Bovino Launches 2028 Presidential Campaign, Vows to Deport 100 Million People, Sue Autocorrect
7d 11h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
As campaign staff struggle to explain how their signature proposal would work, technology companies race to accommodate a candidate who insists both geography and autocorrect are conspiring against him.
That onion was delicious.
He's got my vote.
Well. He's better than the Republican candidate.