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17h 11m ago in catSo adorable. My runt has weak jaw muscles. He loves to bite me and it just tickles. It’s a chore to eat dry food, but he won’t touch the wet stuff.
Internet Teen Discovers Imagination After Turning Off AI
20h 32m ago in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.comIt’s based on a lemmy post actually.
Vance Announces Exciting New Investment Opportunities in Iran’s “Rapidly Expanding Rubble Sector”
1d 2h ago in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
G7 Leaders Receive Official Trump Management Kits Ahead of Summit
1d 16h ago in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.comHere, we whipped this up for you.
Do you want us to assemble all of those items, print labels, and photograph them, just so you can know that a ton of time and effort was wasted to make you happy?
Maybe someone can read it to him as a bedtime story.
If you don’t like the writing, please block and unsubscribe.
Complex Pharmaceutical Compound Reduced to ‘Copper Good’ by Wellness Industry
2d 3h ago in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.comOh wow, I remember that!! I’m… so old.
As long as it is enriched memory copper.
give me ur rss rules
2d 4h ago in onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Local Marxist Developer Tragically Displaced By International Worker Solidarity
2d 12h ago in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
In-N-Out Announces New Location, Requires Five Years Experience for Entry-Level Burger Position
2d 21h ago in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.comThey’re open until 1:30. There’s one across the street. I hear revving engines of retard magats all night long in the drive through.
Martin Scorsese Announces Plans to Cast Same Six Actors Until End of Time
3d 1h ago in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
Texas Tits Taint Toddlers
3d 2h ago in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
Zuckerberg Mourns Loss of 30,000 Employees in Emotional Video From Definitely-Not-a-Yacht
4d 13h ago in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
RFK Jr. Unveils New Autism Research Initiative: “We’re Just Going Through the Grocery Store Alphabetically”
4d 23h ago in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com