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Zuckerberg Mourns Loss of 30,000 Employees in Emotional Video From Definitely-Not-a-Yacht

4d 12h ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com

As backlash grows over a tone-deaf layoff video, Meta unveils an AI tool designed to stop executives from accidentally revealing what they really think.

“When I look at the people affected by these layoffs, I don’t see employees. I see family. And now I’ve lost 30,000 family members all at once. I don’t think anyone can truly understand the pain I’m experiencing right now.”

You know it's an onion when it implies he's capable of thinking about faking empathy.

Ate this one, too.

He's a fucking monster. Why does modern society let monsters roam freely?

Deserves to be shot