Texas Tits Taint Toddlers
3d 57m ago by quokk.au/u/Dispassionate in theonion@sh.itjust.works from disreport.com
A Texas program to investigate contaminated breast milk by scrutinizing women instead of chemical companies attracts over a million eager “breast analysts” while lawmakers carefully avoid discussing the corporations profiting from the pollution.
I thought Texas, Tits, Taint, & Toddlers was going to be a new version of Hot Dogs, Horseshoes, & Hand Grenades.
Points for alliteration, I guess...